1.
Teacher: If you have 10 naira and your friend gives you 20 naira, what do you have?
Student: I have sense, because I no get friend wey dey give money like that.

2.
Mom: Go and wash the plates.
Me: I’m not the one who used them.
Mom: And I’m not the one who gave birth to myself!

3.
Wahala be like bicycle — once you say “make I just try am,” na there e go carry you reach Ibadan.

4.
When NEPA brings light and you rush to charge everything, only for them to take it in 5 minutes.
Nepa be like: We just say make una know say we never forget una.


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😂😂😂
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Nice one
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Nice 👍👍
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