1. He never posts you, even on your birthday.
But he posted his mechanic last week. My sister, you are not the main event. You’re the halftime show.


2. He always says “my phone is acting up” when you try video call.
Yet he’s always online to like Insta babes' pictures. Sis, his real babe is probably sitting beside him.

3. You’ve never been to his house.
He says “I’m still arranging the place.” Since January 2023? Na arrange or relocation?

4. He always wants to see you in hotels or in the car.
And he carries toothpaste and change of shirt in his boot. Inspector, connect the dots.


5. You only hear about his mum when she’s “sick.”
And that’s every time you want to visit. That woman is not sick — you’re just not welcome.

6. He says “I’m not on social media like that.”
But you’ve seen him in comments section of girls posting dance videos. That’s the social media Moses.
7. His favorite line is “let’s keep things lowkey.”
That’s not privacy, that’s hiding. Your relationship is in incognito mode.
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