1. Everybody wants soft life, but nobody wants to suffer small together. Once pocket dry, love dey expire like peak milk wey pass date.
2. Social media has turned relationships into competition. Instead of focusing on your own babe, you’re busy comparing her with one UK girl that’s doing couple goals with lighting and filter.
3. Too many options, not enough loyalty. One small fight, next thing: “Hi, I saw your comment on my story” — boom, new talking stage. 4. People date for vibes, not values. You like him because of his beard and sneakers, but his mindset is from 1942. Now you’re crying in Bolt.
5. Lack of communication — or too much of it. Some people will ghost you, come back and say “I needed space.” Space to do what? Cheat in peace?
6. Some people don’t want partners, they want sponsors. Sis, he’s not your dad. Bro, she’s not your ATM. Love no be sugar daddy arrangement.
7. Many people don’t heal before jumping again. You haven’t finished crying over the last ex, now you’re texting “wyd?” to someone new. Omo, rest first!
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