Lagos, Nigeria — If you’ve ever doubted the power of ancestral interference, allow me to be your case study. What started as an innocent tweet about ambition and self-discipline ended in global disgrace, a torn trouser, and a digital footprint I may never erase.

This is not fiction. This is not exaggeration.
This is how my village people made me a trending topic — in real-time.
It All Began With Confidence

It was a regular Thursday morning in Yaba. The sun was out, my data was intact, and I had just landed a remote job paying in dollars. As a typical Nigerian fueled by vibes and Wi-Fi, I took to Twitter to share some unsolicited wisdom:

> “This life no hard. Just stay focused and have sense.”
That tweet alone?
Over 600 retweets in one hour. I was glowing. I felt unstoppable. I even added another for emphasis:
What I didn’t know was…
My ancestors were online too.


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