1. When I was a kid, Pussy means Cat, Séx means Gender, D!CK was a name, And Bang was a sound, Whats happening to this Generation?😒😕😕 . 2. You drank garri twice today, buy ₦100 recharge card and get 10mb, came on Facebook and wrote ''Money no be problem' Ur case dey court😩🤣🤣 . 3. You dey owe mama ikenna ₦550 and and you dey wear ''My money grow like grass T-shirt'' Wehdone sir!😭🤣🤣
4. You fit pay ₦50000 enter club but for church na ₦100 be your offering God is watching you o😧🤣🤣
5. You're too big to dance in church but you go gaga crazy when you hear the (gbedu wey dey burst brain) God dey watch you too o😕😕😩 . 6. You're married but still chases other ladies and you claim you're going for refresher courses Your cup go soon full😒😒🤷🏻
7. Just because you met him in a bus and he bought you gala, you cum store his name as ''Bros gala'' Sista tank you o😆😆🙄 . 8. You're an O'level holder but you sponsor your girl for university My broda, you be scholarship board?😩😩😁 . 9. You dey inside hotel room snap picture come upload and write ''Home Sweet Home'' Your Mata Dey God's Hand😒🤣🤣 . 10. You enter public transport ₦600 to go shoprite go snap picture with other people's goods, Abeg wetin i wan tell you?''🙄🤣🤣 . 11. Do you know that 90% of Girls Urinate On Their Body While Bathing ?😒🤣🤣 . 12. Dangote did not send 'I love you Jesus to 25 people before he getting rich' please stop disturbing me or else I will curse ooo😡😡😩
13. NEPA is the Major cause of unwanted Pregnancy in Nigeria Everythng starts when she Enters the Room to Charge Her Phone😔😔🤷🏼♂️ . 14. Salary 40k, Phone 700k, Weavon 70k. And you go to church to ask God for a Miracle, When you are already Performing magic😂😂😒 . 15. If You Were Ask To Collect N1,000. From All Your EX How Much Will You Get .
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