Anytime I serve someone at the store and the person dashes me money

Me:,(Fakes a cry)Oh my God, I can't cry enough. Nobody has ever done this for me. Tears are not enough to say thank you.

The personoh this is heartfelt, let me add some of the money.

Meoh thank you but, oh my God I can't cry enough

The person:It's okay.

[When the person leaves]

Me:

That so serious

Mad oooo

So funny