Wealthy: "I'll have a champagne cocktail, and make sure the glass is crystal."

Rich: "I'll just have a beer, but make sure it's imported."

Poor: "I'll just have a glass of water... and can I have a straw, please?"

Bartender: "Sorry, we don't have straws. But I can give you a sip of the wealthy guy's champagne... if you promise to savor the taste and pretend you're rich for a second."

Poor: "Deal!"

*Why Did the Wealthy, Rich, and Poor Go to Therapy?*

Wealthy: "I'm feeling guilty about my wealth."

Rich: "I'm feeling anxious about losing my wealth."

Poor: "I'm just feeling hungry."

Therapist: "Don't worry, I'll give you all the same advice: 'Money can't buy happiness... but it can buy food, and that's kinda the same thing, right?'"
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