1. Why did the Nigerian man bring a snack to the party? In case the food didn't show up... or the DJ didn't bring the beat!

2. What did the Nigerian student say when his teacher asked him to solve a math problem? "I'm not a calculator, but I can give you an estimate... or a very good guess!"

3. Why do Nigerian parties always start late? Because African Time is like a suggestion... not a rule!

4. What do you call a Nigerian who's always on time? A miracle worker!

5. Why did the Nigerian man go to the doctor? He had a bad case of "African Time-itis"... where every hour feels like 5 hours!

6. What did the Nigerian tourist say when he got lost in a foreign city? "I'm not lost, I'm just exploring... and I've been exploring for 5 hours now!"

7. Why do Nigerians love football? Because it's the only sport where you can shout, cry, and laugh... all at the same time!

8. What do you call a Nigerian who's an expert at doing nothing? A professional!

9. Why did the Nigerian student bring his laptop to class? To play games... and to take notes... and to watch movies... and to browse social media... multitasking at its finest!
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