1. Why did the Nigerian man bring his generator to the gym? To pump up the power!
2. What did the Nigerian student say when his teacher asked him to write a 500-word essay? "No problem, I'll just use a bigger font!"
3. Why do Nigerian parties always have a "Part 2"? Because the first part is just a rehearsal!
4. What do you call a Nigerian who's always on time? A myth!
5. Why did the Nigerian man go to the bank? To withdraw some "small change"... N100,000 should do!
6. What did the Nigerian tourist say when he got lost in a foreign city? "I'm not lost, I'm just exploring... and I've been exploring for 5 hours now!"
7. Why do Nigerians love football? Because it's the only sport where you can shout, cry, and laugh... all at the same time!
8. What do you call a Nigerian who's an expert at doing nothing? A professional!
9. Why did the Nigerian student bring his laptop to class? To play games... and to take notes... and to watch movies... and to browse social media... multitasking at its finest!
10. Why did the Nigerian man bring his dog to the vet? Because it was feeling ruff!