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Nigeria"Portable Vs Zlatan: The Ultimate Roast!"*

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Why did Portable and Zlatan go to the studio together?

Portable: "I'm going to drop some bars!"

Zlatan: "You mean you're going to drop some 'Zanku' moves?"

Portable: "No, I mean real bars... like the ones I use to hold up my pants!"

Zlatan: "Oh, those kinds of bars... well, I'm the one who's going to 'Zanku' all the way to the top of the charts!"

Portable: "That's okay, I'll just ' Portable' myself to the top... with my portable speaker, portable charger, and portable toilet!"

Zlatan: "You're a real ' Portable' genius... but can you 'Zanku' your way out of a bad hair day?"

Portable: "Hey, my hair may be bad, but at least it's not as 'Zlatan'-ly messy as your dance moves!"

Zlatan: "Oh, it's on now... let's 'Zanku' and 'Portable' our way to the top... together!"
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