Nigeria: "We're the champions of Afrobeats, with drums that beat like our hearts!"

America: "That's cute, but we've got the might of rock 'n' roll, with guitars that shred like our freedoms!"

Nigeria: "Freedoms? Ha! Our talking drums can communicate secrets and stories that your guitars can only dream of!"

America: "Secrets? Ha! Our jazz trumpets can blow away your secrets like a hurricane!"

Nigeria: "Hurricane? Ha! Our Ogene flute can summon the winds and rains to drown out your noise!"

America: "Noise? Ha! Our banjos can pick and strum a symphony that'll make your flute sound like a toy!"

Nigeria: "Toy? Ha! Oni if you think you go use that, we go use juju!"
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Love this
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Quite creative
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Show up on my anthem
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I love it
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Here's a joke:

*"Nigeria vs America: The Ultimate Showdown!"*

Nigeria: "We're the giants of Africa, with jollof rice that'll make your burgers cry!"

America: "Burgers cry? Ha! Our superheroes will take down your jollof rice with a single bite!"

Nigeria: "Superheroes? Ha! Our agberos will take down your superheroes with a single shout of 'Oya'!"

America: "Oya? Ha! Our drones will take down your agberos with a single flyby!"

Nigeria: "Drones? Ha! Our juju will take down your drones with a single spell!"

America: "Juju? Ha! Our lasers will take down your juju with a single beam!"

Nigeria: "Lasers? Ha! Oni if you think you go use that, we go use... (dramatic pause) ...our Nigerian time! We'll be late to the fight, and by the time we arrive, you'll be too tired to fight!"
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Hmm
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I still dey talk am
I like your style
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Keep it up
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Nice 👍👍
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Wow
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Hm
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😂😂😂😂
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