*A phone rings in the house, and a little girl picks it up.*📞

*“Hello,” she says.*

*“Hi honey, this is daddy. Is mommy near the phone?” a voice asks on the other end.*

*“No daddy, she’s upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul,” the little girl responds nonchalantly.*😳

*After a brief pause, daddy says, “But honey, you don’t have an Uncle Paul!”*

*“Oh yes I do, and he’s upstairs in the room with mommy right now!”*😏

*A longer pause. “Uh, okay then, here’s what I want you to do: Put the phone down, run upstairs, knock on the bedroom door, and shout, ‘Mommy, daddy’s car just pulled into the driveway.’”*

*“Okay, daddy, just a minute.”*⏳

*A while later, the little girl comes back to the phone. “Done it, daddy.”*

*“What happened honey?”*

*“Well, mommy got scared, jumped out of bed naked, ran around the room screaming, tripped over, and knocked her head on the dresser. Now she’s not moving at all.”*😱

*“What about Uncle Paul?” asks dad, panicked.*

*“He jumped out the window into the swimming pool, but I guess he didn’t know you emptied the water last week. He hit the bottom and I think he’s dead.”*🏊‍♂️💀

*A really long pause this time.*

*Confused, daddy says, “What swimming pool? Is this 486-5731?”*

*“No, this is 486-5713.”*😅

*“Sorry, wrong number.”*📞

🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

Na so ooo