*A phone rings in the house, and a little girl picks it up.*📞
*“Hello,” she says.*
*“Hi honey, this is daddy. Is mommy near the phone?” a voice asks on the other end.*
*“No daddy, she’s upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul,” the little girl responds nonchalantly.*😳
*After a brief pause, daddy says, “But honey, you don’t have an Uncle Paul!”*
*“Oh yes I do, and he’s upstairs in the room with mommy right now!”*😏
*A longer pause. “Uh, okay then, here’s what I want you to do: Put the phone down, run upstairs, knock on the bedroom door, and shout, ‘Mommy, daddy’s car just pulled into the driveway.’”*
*“Okay, daddy, just a minute.”*⏳
*A while later, the little girl comes back to the phone. “Done it, daddy.”*
*“What happened honey?”*
*“Well, mommy got scared, jumped out of bed naked, ran around the room screaming, tripped over, and knocked her head on the dresser. Now she’s not moving at all.”*😱
*“What about Uncle Paul?” asks dad, panicked.*
*“He jumped out the window into the swimming pool, but I guess he didn’t know you emptied the water last week. He hit the bottom and I think he’s dead.”*🏊♂️💀
*A really long pause this time.*
*Confused, daddy says, “What swimming pool? Is this 486-5731?”*
Ala Koba