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Jokes / My Mom by Michael212_ng    1 week ago
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Just Set Up the Chairs

You know who likes special entertainment like that? My mom!
Don

I know someone who can help. (Benson: If you say your mom, you're fired!) My mom! (Benson: GET OUT!!) It was worth it!
Season Two


Dizzy

You know who else has seen Pops today? (Benson: Who, your mom?) I wasn't gonna say that! Why does everyone always think I'm gonna say "my mom"?
My Mom

You Know who else needs supervision? My mom!
You know who else rocks this hard? My mom!
You know who else has the best tacos in the city? (Rigby: Dude, Benson will blow a fuse if he finds out we were slacking off!) You know who else would blow a fuse if she found out we were slacking off? (Mordecai: We don't have time for this!) You know who else doesn't have time for this? (Mordecai and Rigby: UGH!!) You know who else says "Ugh"? My mom!
You know who I feel sorry for? My mom!
You know who taught Hi Fives to hot-wire the cart to get away with slacking off at work and not get in trouble with his boss? My uncle, John. He's a mechanic. (Rigby: ...That's cool.) You know who taught him!? My mom!
Hey, Bobby, you know who else lifts like a champ? My mom!
Lift with the legs, Bobby! The legs! Like my mom!
Hey, Mordecai, you know who else messes around a lot? (In slow motion) My mom!
Mordecai: You know who else has a gap in their teeth? Your mom!
Mordecai: You know who else is prematurely balding? Your mom!
Rigby: You know who else finds their clothes in the garbage? Your mom!
Mordecai: You know who else lives in their car? Your mom!
Rigby: You know who else has fat ankles? Your mom!
Mordecai: You know who else can't tell a-- (Muscle Man: AAAUUUGGGHHH!)
You know who else is going to have to get supervised again for not doing it right? My mom!
Rigby: You know who else really hates Muscle Man?
Party Pete (UK Version only)

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Jokes / Re: My Mom by Kennywhite_ng    1 week ago
Wow cool where have u been man
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Jokes / Re: My Mom by Kennywhite_ng    1 week ago
Wow cool where have u been man

Jokes / Re: My Mom by Kennywhite_ng    1 week ago
Wow cool where have u been man

Jokes / Re: My Mom by Kennywhite_ng    1 week ago
Wow cool where have u been man

Jokes / Re: My Mom by Kennywhite_ng    1 week ago
Wow cool where have u been man

Jokes / Re: My Mom by Kennywhite_ng    1 week ago
Wow cool where have u been man

Jokes / Re: My Mom by Kennywhite_ng    1 week ago
Wow cool where have u been man

Jokes / Re: My Mom by Tuxedo9_ng    5 days ago
Making Safety A Way Of Life Worldwide
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Jokes / Re: My Mom by Ifeco_ng    4 days ago
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