1. The way Garri has helped me in this life ehn, I'm considering naming my son Garrison & my daughter Garrita.π€π.
2. I'm not too good in cooking but at least I know kettle is used for frying meat.πππππ
3. I gave my dog wΒ£ed today to make him to be sharp and brave, can you imagine I have been running since morning πππ’π’ππππππ
4. If you want measure someone's strength, try and push the toilet door while they are still using it.ππ€£
5. I got a job in Nigeriaπ» as a truckπ driver, where would you love to see an accident happen ?"ππ πππππππππππππ
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6. A boy who is brought up in a good family will grow up to be a man of DICKNITY π πππππππππππππ
7. I remember when my English teacher said I will never be good in English but look at me now... Anyway nobody NOSE tomorrowπ
8. U will NevΔr know u have kung-fu skills until cΕckroach run over ur bodyπ€£ππ
9. My feΔr for aboki wΓ«Δd increased wen my friend sΓΈld his television to bΕ«y the remote π€£π
10. I Can't hide it anymore, nah me dey put water inside coconutπ€
11. Dear π₯° if u love this and want more simply click on my profile name below to follΓΈw me for daily laughter. May GOD bless the handβ that follΓΈw me.
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