1⚡..the way some girls are smoking weed nowadays eehn😏 I just pray they will not give birth to firewood 🙈😂😂
2⚡..telling lies started from primary schools.. I remember when we used to sing.. "I remember when I was a soldier".. 🙈when did I join soldier?? 🤷♂️😂
3⚡..my respect for short and slim girls..😜 🙈do u know that those set of people can chew bones until it turns into powder?? 🙆♂️ Those set of people are capable of killing without evidence 😂😂
4⚡..a thousand words from your mum but u are still doing what u are doing 😏.. But just one look from your father can make you behave yourself 🙆♂️😂😂
5⚡..Nigerian Father's can see you on the road and do as if no be him born you😏 Sometimes, my dad See's me on the road and greet me.. "Good afternoon sir!! 🙆♂️😂😂
6⚡..i wonder who told Nigerians that d water that remains after brushing teeth is used for washing face 🙆♂️😂😂
7⚡..To those of you who pronounced.. "Hospital" as.. "Hospiru"..😏 Please, kindly tell me how u pronounced 👉Hospitality" 🙆♂️😂😂
8⚡..i never knew the effects of expired weed until a guy attended a funeral and cry out saying.. "Rest in peace bro, long life and prosperity".. 🙆♂️😂😂
9⚡..imagine a girl with K-leg telling you that she will be with you forever 🙆♂️🙆♂️ Just imagine leg wey get different direction 🙈😂😂
10.What would you do if your grandfather👴 on his dying bed🛀 tells you I left 100 million dollars💰 in in in in in... And he dies
11. So onë day I’ll be pretendïng to be matüre and stärt watçhing Nëws in frønt of my childrën... Me thät I likë Nickelodeøn 😀😅
12.ønce saïd 2O23 I gø hüstle büy Bënz... God abeg leavë the Bënz for nøw‚ jüst providë me Bëans makë I chøp My bødy dey shakë ! 😣😹
13. Dëar çrush‚ I’m the onë that häng my bøxer on tøp your pänt 🤗 Sincë we can’t dø it physiçally‚ let’s dô it clothiçally 🙊😆
14.stop ignoring my post am not your Ex 😂 I did nothing wrong to you 🙄🚶Laugh Follow me for more interesting jokes