1.. I started a fish pond business with just one fish am proud to tell you people that I have eaten the fishππππ . 2.. Imagine going to a native doctorπ to k!ll somebody, only for you to find out that the native doctor is the person's fatherπ±ππ . 3.. Nowadays, it's very hard to see food in the dream If you're lucky to see fufu, you won't see soupππ . 4.. Loosing me is like loosing your front teeth you will never smile againπππ . 5.. To the guy who created imaginary numbers in math: I hate you. πππππ₯π₯ . 6.. Why Some people are single because they started dating back in primary school So you've already finished your dating bundle's ππ€£π€£ . 7.. A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks theyre stupid, stand up!" After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think youre stupid, Little Johnny?" "No, maam, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!" π€£π€£π€£πππ πππ΄π΄ . 8.. Wife is dreaming in the middle of the night and suddenly shouts: Up! Quick! My husband is back! Man gets up, jumps out of the window, hurts himself, and then realizes: Damn, I am the husband! π€£π€£π€£πππ . 9.. He Says He's Too Smart For 2nd Grade, So His Teacher Puts Him To The Test
A second grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students. One day she asked Johnny what his problem was, and he replied, "I'm too smart for the second grade, my sister is in the third grade and I'm smarter than her too."
The teacher took him to the principal's office and explained the situation to him.
The principal told her that he would give Johnny a test, and if he failed to answer one question, he would go back to the second grade and be quiet.
The teacher and Johnny both agreed.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Johnny: "9."
Principal: "6 x 6?"
Johnny: "36."
So, it went on like this. The principal asked him every question a third grader should know. Finally, after about an hour, he told the teacher, "I see no reason why Johnny can't go to the third grade, he answered all of my questions right."
The teacher asked if she could ask him some questions. The principal and Johnny agreed.
Teacher: "What does a cow have 4 of that I only have 2 of?"
Johnny: "Legs."
Teacher: "What do you have in your pants that I don't have?" The principal gasped, but before he could stop him from answering, Johnny answered.
Johnny: "Pockets."
Teacher: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"
Johnny: "Pants."
Teacher: What starts with F and ends with K and means a lot of excitement?"
Johnny: "Firetruck."
The principal breathed a big sigh of relief and said: "Put Johnny in the fifth grade, I got the last 4 questions wrong myself." π€£π€£π€£πππ
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