😂😂JOKES OF THE DAY😂😂

1. When you see a pōōr man eating chicken, he is either sīck or the chicken was sīck 😏😊

2. Førget injeçtiōn, nothing can be so paīnful than having raw food without means to cōok it after coming home from school. That thing can change someone life.🥺

3. I thought I have seen it all until I saw my classmate looking under the table in an exam. When asked what he was doing, he said question 3 says "study the table below😁

4. Stay at home you won't listen. My neighbor left her house and went out and now her pot of soup is mïssīng, the wørst part is that the soup is not even swēet.. Mtchewww😒

5. Imagine someone owīng me 100k and he said he is tīred of this world, my brother listen' you shall not dīe but live to declare the goodness of the lord.😅

6. My little nephew just arrived Nigeria from England, he was playing his video game around 9pm when Nepa took the light. The boy just shøuted "Mum" hēlp, am bliñd, am bliñd, I said to myself u Nevēr see anything yet by the time we on the generator u will be totally Dēāf. 🙄

7. It is only in Àfrica you will hear someone bōast of their level of insānity . Example:: I DEY MĀD OHH GO AND ASK PEOPLE AROUND.

8. When the church cameraman is your bøyfriend you appēar more frequēntly on the church screen than the preacher😁🤣

9. I don't datē guys who don't have a car says a girl who bathes with a soap till it become the size of a sim card.
Nønseñse!😁🤣

10. Some people with English...
Which one is "happy Birthday dear, your days are numberēd"... nawaoo😁

11. No Mattêr How Arrøgant/
D!srespēctful you are, you will always Obey Running Stomaçh ..😁🤣

12. May God continue to put a smile on your beautiful face and give you your héart desires

Please don't go without foll0wing my backup pàge please for more jokes and comedies ❤️❤️👉🏿 Micheal the Car guy

God bless you as you do so..🙌🙌❣️💘
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Not bad
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😂😅😂😅
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