😂 jokes 🔥😁
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1. If men were given soíl to create their woman, some will fínïsh the soil moúlding nyash and bööbs and førget the head 😎

2. If you look at me, you might think I don't have money😁but if you come closer to me😎you will see that I don't even have shishi😴

3. As a cômrade 😎the instrúment used in measuring Vawulence is called?
Me: VawuLometer 😩😩

4. School no be sçâm
Na you wey get blôçk head
Iti kom kom!!😁😁

5. I don finally hear Golīath side of the story
Him talk say no be only catapúlt wey
David use kīll am
🙄😏

6. I mistákënly brøke my
Mediçâted glasses yesterday
In case you see me inside Ur relātionship
I no dey see well o😏🚶

7. When the relātionship is new 😊
Boy: hahaha 😂
Girl: Wow, baby u laughed like Jesus
🤣🤭😍

8. I saw one of our slāy queen on Facebøok today inside bus
She didn't talk to me
Her dad was lapping her😏🚶

9. Once a girl enters your room and sees Plasma TV, Fridge, AC, My brother believe me, a serious relātionship has started.😏🚶

10. I visited a girl once I tried touching her and she said; "stop it" only to get home to see a text you give up too easily😢🚶

11. You said u want a crâzy girlfriēnd 😏

Now she's laughing at your mother's wig and you are âñgry 😂🚶

12. Signs Of A Dângerøus Girl
1. Always Indoors
2. Shoe Size (39,40,41)
3. Always Smiling

13. The fact that you hātē someone doesn't mean they will súffêr or not succeed 🙄

God is not from your village 😏🚶

13.Fact 👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾 When the pastor said, “,let him use you”; My sister, he meant God, not Emeka your boyfriēnd. Take note ♨😌😌😌😌, favour u hear

14.Ask her what she needs for her birthday,order it online, put her address and click on “pay on delivery” 😌🧘‍♂🤷😂

15. You are trying to go without reaçting 🙄 is not good ooh 😏🤦‍♂️

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Riddle:💎 I'm not alive, but I can grow; I don't have lungs, but I need air; and water kills me. What am I?😱
5 1

🔥 is not alive, but it can grow, it don't have lungs, but it need air; and water kills it, it's refered to as fire.
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Hmm
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Interesting
3 2

Keep it up
3 2

RIDDLE !!!
When you buy me I'm a square, when you open me I'm Circle but when you eat me I'm a triangle.

What am i?
3 4

Pizza
1 2

Hmmmm 👍
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Riddle

I come out only at the night I am not called by anyone what am I
😏😏😏

Darkness

raufuword:
Darkness

na moon
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raufuword:
Darkness

na moon
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Solve this riddle
What is black when you buy it
Red when you use it
And white when you throw it away
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Yinkaola098:
Solve this riddle
What is black when you buy it
Red when you use it
And white when you throw it away

Charcoal

raufuword:
Charcoal

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Hmm