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Here are some funny jokes:

1. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two-tired.

2. What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta.

3. Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

4. What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?

A can't opener.

5. Why did the baker go to the bank?

He needed dough.

6. Why did the mushroom go to the party?

Because he was a fun-gi.

7. Why did the cat join a band?

Because he wanted to be the purr-cussionist.

8. What do you call a group of cows playing instruments?

A moo-sical band.

9. Why did the banana go to the doctor?

Because he wasn't peeling well.

10. Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

Because he needed space.

I hope these jokes made you laugh!
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