Her: baby I am...
Him: what?
Her: I'm pregnant.
Him: who is the father?
Her: it's you.
Him: but bb, we hadn't made love yet.
Her: it's true, this child is not yours. But I love you.
Him: OK I understand, this is your ex's child.
Her: yes.
Him: I will take care of this child as if it were my blood.
Her: wow thank you bb, I love you.

Keep reading, I know if it was about God, you were going to ignore.

God: today I am proud to see my children.
Satan: what children?
God: those who read this message.
Satan: those who read are also my children.
God: Okay, let's see who they belong to.
Satan: Okay, very good. You'll see, my kids will scroll without saying anything.
God: my people will say "AMEN"

Amen

So serious

Omo so deep

Stupid dity