SEE YAWA As I was gisting with my friends outside, a tall, black, pretty, Coca-Cola bottled girl came out from her friend's compound. I approached her... ME: Hello... Hellooo GIRL: What! Why are you purchasing me? ME: (Shocked) It seems you're very new in this area. GIRL: Yes Yes Yes... I'm a nuisance in this area so?! ME: (scratches head) Okay, why don't you come and say hello to my friends She greets them and tries walking away... ME: Come on... are we quarreling? GIRL: Oh my gods! (sighs) Look I'm tired, okay. ME: Oh! I can really see fatigue written all over your face. GIRL: Really? I just rub it this morning. ME: Since you're tired, why don't you come and sit with us for a while. She agrees... FRIEND 1: Seriously, do you care for Shawarma? GIRL: No! I don't take alcohol. FRIEND 2: (shocked) Do you prefer snacks? GIRL: No! It's too sugary. FRIEND 3: How about ice cream? GIRL: It's too hot for my liking ME: (stands) Alright can you follow us on Twitter? GIRL: Men! I hate that restaurant. We all ran away!
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