Only a courageous woman can fry a bunch of plantain without tasting any___Albert Macauley (1872)

He who says nothing lasts forever has never tried Hausa perfume___Nelson Mandela (1973)

He who completely unwraps banana and Ga kenkey before eating cannot keep a secret___Abraham Lincoln (1864)

Any man that uses his teeth to cut meat from pepper soup, with his eyes wide open, is not afraid of anything___Williams Shakespeare (1900)

Anyone who graduates without experiencing a strike, has never been to Nigeria___Lord Lugard (1904)

He who refuses to regard bread and akara as a type of sandwich is a racist___ Martin Luther King Jnr (1788)

Any man who drinks Alomo bitters without squeezing his face, is capable of murder___Michael Faraday (1899
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