1.I'm not saying i hate my ex, am just saying that if i find her in hospital on life machine. I would unplug the machine and charge my phone. lol 2.Guys...That girl who refused to show me her breast in school ..she is now feeding her baby in a bus next to me. God Is great.. 3.That Awkward moment......... When u are laffin so hard with ur crush.... Den a HEAVY CATARRH jump out of ur nose... FADALURD TAKE MY SOUL . 4.Android fones can be so annoying.how do I explain it? , I just received a notification now that my bible app needs update, pls wat does d bible need update for? Has Adam eaten another apple? 5.IPhone 7s earpiece is N67,000. My question is this...... will I be able to hear angel Micheal testing the trumpet two days before rapture??. 6.TroubleMaking is when you are in a canoe in the middle of a river, and you now start singing "Mami water power, powerless power..." 7.When you take a girl to ATM she will start apologizing for things she hasn't Done. "Honey am sorry for shouting at you next week" 8.When I get a Whatsapp Message asking me to forward it to 10 people or I die in 7 days. I close the message and wait for death to come. 9.U are 33 year old and ur role model is emmanuella; can't u see the devil is using ur life to play naira bet? 10.My sister, tomorrow is valentine's day and I know you have already planned to buy your bf one handkerchief and 2 boxers,the gods said I should ask you...Is your bf a cultural dancer?
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