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Jokes / The Great Army Cloth Heist by Kennywhite_ng    11:07 AM 23 hrs ago
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(The scene opens with Kenny White and Broda Shaggi huddled in a secret meeting.)

Kenny White: "Broda, we need to get our hands on some army cloth."

Broda Shaggi: "What for? You want to start a fashion trend?"

Kenny White: "No, I want to impress my friend's girlfriend. She's into guys in uniform."

Broda Shaggi: "Ah, I see. You want to steal an army cloth to oppress... I mean, impress her?"

Kenny White: "Exactly! But we need to be careful. The Nigerian army is not to be trifled with."

Broda Shaggi: "Don't worry, I've got a plan. We'll sneak into the army barracks under the cover of darkness."

(They sneak into the barracks, trying to avoid detection.)

Kenny White: "Shh, quiet! We don't want to wake up the whole army."

Broda Shaggi: "Too late, I think I just stepped on a landmine... of socks."

(They manage to grab an army cloth and make a run for it.)

Kenny White: "Yes! We did it! Now, let's get back to my friend's girlfriend and impress her with our... um... military fashion sense."

Broda Shaggi: "And hope she doesn't notice the 'Made in China' label on the uniform."

(They return to the girlfriend's location, wearing their new army cloth.)

Girlfriend: "Wow, you look... interesting. But why are you wearing army cloth?"

Kenny White: "Uh, we're... uh... part of a... a... fashion experiment."

Broda Shaggi: "Yes, we're testing the boundaries of... military chic."

Girlfriend: "I see. Well, I think you need to work on your... camouflage skills."

(Kenny White and Broda Shaggi look at each other, realizing they've been caught.)

Kenny White: "I guess we won't be impressing her with our army cloth after all."

Broda Shaggi: "Yeah, maybe we should just stick to our day jobs... or fashion trends that don't involve stealing from the army."
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Jokes / Re: The Great Army Cloth Heist by Kennywhite_ng    11:08 AM 23 hrs ago
Km lol crazy good
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Jokes / Re: The Great Army Cloth Heist by Kennywhite_ng    11:08 AM 23 hrs ago
Loving it
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Nice one
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Jokes / Re: The Great Army Cloth Heist by Emmzy200k_ng    02:45 PM 19 hrs ago
Nice 👍👍
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