1. I went for a job interview🚶 wearing APC Polo they told me to come back when I'm serious in life 😌🤔
2. When I am drünk I become at alert before crossing the road. I look left and right for cars and bikes, then I look up for aeroplanes, then I look down for bombs, I look back for kidnäppers and after that I hold my beer tight and walk zig zag to avoid bullet...
Don’t joke with drunkärds 😂😅🤣
3. Me and my guy 🧑🤝🧑 visited his girlfriend today. Only for me to crack a joke and a guy started laughing inside her wardrobe 😂
4. I tried to act like whites today, I drank tea with 2 slice of bread I faïnted 3 times before lunch 🙉🤣😂
5. Sometimes it is not the Tailor’s fault...
My sister you just don’t have the same shape as the lady on the catalogue 🤷😂
6. 👩When you’re rich and ügly, girls must find something good in you they’ll be like
“Awwwwn, you got nice fingerprint”
“Wow your skeleton is so romantic”
“Gosh, his shadow is cute” 🤣😂🙉
7. Kids be like: chsjfndjuajbdjja
Me: Huhh ? 🤔
Mother: He said he wants chips 💔😂
8. No disgraçe is worse than a lecturer standing at your back in exam Hall and screäming “some people are already writing nønsense” 💔😂
9. Some of these girls are still single because after eating on a date, instead of using a toothpick, you start using your tongue to do “MCXI MXI MXCIX” 🙉🤣
10. Na only poverty dey make person say washing machine dey spoïl clothes 🤷😒😂
11. Watching vampire movies at night can be very sweet until NEPA takes light and your front door open by itself boom ! 🙆😂
12. Guys please help me...🥹 What business can I start with N4,000...??🥲
I want to be serious now 😩😂
13.You are trying to go without reacting 🙄 heaven is far from you 😏🤦♂️
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