1)..The way some girls are sm0king weed nowadays eehh..
i pray they will not give birth to firewood🤣😂

2)..ME AS A BR0KE BOYFRIEND:
This your hair come fine as you no plait am😏 ..
you look beautiful on natural hair😂😂

3)..welcome to nigeria where all bed must touch wall..🙈
check your bed and laugh small🤣😂

4)..After breãk-up..💔
Some girsl will be like..."I promise you,. you wont find anyone like me..
follow come chargers🔋🔌..weldon ooo🤣😃

5)..Trouble is when you join a group called "single and searching"
And you find out that your wife is the admin 😁😁🤣🤣

6)..Why is ladies scared of growing beyond 29years?? 🤔
A lady can be 29years for 10 years 🤣🤣

7)..E no far... E no far..
Na so Moses carry children of Israel trek for 40years🤣🤣🤣

8)..many relationship💏 d!ed because the guy stopped calling...
🤔it seems most ladies buy phone📱to be receiving calls only😏

9)..🤔Do girls in the village even know that after escorting them in the night.. We always run🏃 home with our slippers in our hands🙈?? 🤣🤣

10)..nothing is as sweet as opening my bl0cked contacts👥 a time to know how my pris0ners are doing😋😋

11)..to those of U who pronounced 👉Hospital as 👉Hospiru..
Please kindly tell me how you pronounce👉 Hospitality.. 🧐

12)..some girls are not r0mantic at all 😡
I hit her with pillow and she is busy chasing me with kn!fe🔪 😥

13)..😒U are bleaching and u can't speak🗣 good English..
How are you going to communicate with your fellow oyibo people🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️
🤣🤣

14)..1000 ways to d!e in Nigeria🇳🇬.. 👇👇
Mum is sweeping and you mistakenly match the broom🧹 🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️

15)..Never judge a girl shape with school uniform🥼..
Dat stuff can hide person blessings eehh🤣🤣

16)..i taught I was bãd in biology until a friend told me that Aquatic animals are animals from Akwa ibom🤣🤣

17)..Develop the habbit of reacting and commenting on people's post..🧐

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