🤣😂😂U DON LAFF TODAY?? 🤣🤣🤣 1 If you want to know the strength of a lady, try púshing the toilët door while she is still using it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
2..To know you have a confu skill, allow cockrøach enter your shirt from the back 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
3.. the reason why short girls ārgūe a lot is because they can't see the point 🤣🤣🤣🙌🙌 Abeg no stone me abeg 🤭🤣
4. Those days if my mother offëñds me, I will quietly put sand in the rice she has already winnow to cōok 🤣🤣 I no dey f!ght my mum 🤣 I too l0ve her 🤭🤣
5. Don’t rūsh into a relãtionshïp after brëakup😒, wait for at least 1O-15 minutes 🤭😂😂
6. Someone just dönated blöod...😔 Then he later faïnted...🙊 And he was given his bloöd back...😳🙆 That’s Nigeria for you... 🤭😂😂
7. When a short person is dāting a tall person is called “Updating” They didn’t teach you in school 🤭 Sensë no go kïll me, please na joke oo 🤣🤣🤣🤣
8. If you like drop them in front of their house gate 🙄 You will still give them transport fare 😇 That’s their tradition... 😒😂😂
9. Nigerïans be like: “please you get flashing credit? I just wan tell this guy make e no forget the package wey we discuss and that thing wey he talk that time I no hear am well make e talk am again....😒 Shuuuuu, for inside flashing? 😳🙆♀️😂😂😂
10. REPENT THUS SAYS THE LORD🥰🥰 Yes my love run am now make we all make that heaven to continue with our jokes up there, it is called UPGRADING 🤣🤣
11.. A Nigerian guy was cäught in Canada soāking garri with snow 😳... If I mention the tribe now, you people will say I häte Uyo people. 🙄🤭😂😂
12... That he kīss you on your forehead doesn't mean he is rōmäñtic, Precious, maybe your mouth is smēlliñg 🤣😂 😭
13..I asked my mother what shall we eat today?? she begin dey sing song for me 😁😆 ""today oh i say nothing go dey for you,2x no shish..iiiii, even dey for my hand like thisssss... na only Go.....d go save us todayyyy😌😌 i no allow her fínïsh naim i fa!nt oh 🤣🤣🤣🤣