1. Just imagine I called # MTNcustomers care and they are telling me that they are not hearing me that my network is bad.
Abeg who get the network?😖😖😗😗😂
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2. I stopped attending anambra churches when i heard the Pastor saying *PLANT EGUSI* instead of *PLANT A GOOD SEED😂😂😂
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3. Employer will be holding ur Cv, birth certificate, health report, school certificate, and still be askin u" tell me about ur self"
Me:Am a rapist, sir😬😬😬
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4. Nigerian Mothers can smell unwanted pregnancy 13 weeks before you’re actually pregnant🙄
😂😂😂😝😝😝🚶
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5. If You Have A Side Chick Without Getting Caught..........
Your Girlfriend Is Cheating Too...........
Because Faithful Women Investigate Better Than The FBI.....
Do not argue with me my friend i am not your age mate🏃🏃🚶😂
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6. GLO network is just so slow...
Before you finish downloading a porn video, you would have given your life to Christ
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7. Its only in Nigeria that you will see ten guys in a pool
teaching one girl how to swim
My brother, ten Satan will also fry you in a hot pan when you enter hell
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8.🚶🏾♂Witchcraft is when your neighbour has an ugly daughter n they keep calling you in law in public🏃🏃😂
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9. For those that are really broke and wouldn't mind, drop your account details😕😕😕
I'll add it to my prayer point when next am praying😂😂
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10. My phone fell on the ground earlier today and the screen cracked badly
I can't even see clearly
Please, is this Instagram???😏😏


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