1. Nigerian Parents at Night: Me: Goodnight, mummy. Mum: Goodnight. And don’t forget to pray. Me: I already did. Mum: Pray again. That first one was too short.


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2. NEPA Wahala: You know it's night in Naija when you hear: "Up NEPA!!!"
And the whole street starts shouting like we just won the World Cup.


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3. Mosquito Chronicles: That moment when you finally lie down and hear: "Zzzzzzz…"
Omo, you turn to Van Damme instantly — kung fu skills activate!


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4. Generator Tension: Neighbour: Make una off that gen abeg, person dey try sleep. Another Neighbour: Which kind sleep, you no get fuel?


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5. Midnight Hunger: Naija midnight hunger no dey respect person.
You go just dey reason indomie like say na 5-star meal.




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Hmm
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Not bad
Keep it up
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