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1. Nothing is as paînful like using the whole Saturday to wash ur boyfrnd's clothes only for him to dúmps you on Sunday😭😂
Aunty, kîll him! I repeat kîll am!! the polîce will understand 😂😜🚶🚶😁
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2. My first kïss was when I was 6 months old ... All these neighbours be sūçking my lips .. They thought I don't know anything😂😜😜
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3. Before you start any relātionship make sure you have airtime. ✋(full stop)🏃🏃🏃 😂

4. We all once preteñded to fāll aslēep in our rooms just because we don't want to greet the visitors 😎😎😁🤗

5. An Ijebu man telling you "WAIT AND SEE" Is like MTN telling you, you have only one minute remaining🏃🏃😂😂
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6. Real men ask for account number why boys ask for phone number Ladies are My communicating😂😂
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7. Am looking for a girl friend that will look into my eyes and say to me "" baby we have súffëred too much , use me for ritüal....""" do we still have such girls 🏃🏃😂
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8. Seriously, after smōkers, the next people who are liable to dië young are those who don't mind their business.
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9. Dat Ashawo Life Dat Got You An iPhone Will Surely Buy U A Car🚗 Never Give Up My Sister😂🙊🚶🚶🏃
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10. If you want to blëaçh, blëaçh with señsë, don't come and be looking like trâffic light. Yellow face, Green veins and Red neck 😒😂
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11. To the ladies with flat âss, please tié your babies on your stomach. I saw a baby hāñging on it's mother's thighs😂😂😂😂😂🏃🏃😂
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12. Teacher enters class and wrote
" Can there be a healthy relātionship without money? "
Favour stood up ãñgrily and said because I asked for 1000 last night, you've brought it to class. 😃🙊😂😜
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13. When they say study maths, you refúsed. Now ya prëgnānt cos you're unable to calculate your periød. 露♀😂😂😂
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14. Before you go out for Morning Walk today, Remember "A rabbit runs but lives only 15years, meanwhile a tortoise doesn't run, does nothing and lives 250 years"
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15. We that we're using our Saturday morning to slēēp we know what we are doing🧐🤒
16. Junior caught his dad red handed with their maid. Dad told junior "take this 200 and don't tell ur mum pls" the son answered, "but dad this is uñfair, mum gave 500 when I caught her with the gateman and 1000 when I caught her with the driver"... ooh daddy add something pls............😂😂😂😂😂😂🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃

17. WOMEN NO GO ALLOW WAHALA TO SLĒEP?
A man returned home one evening very drūnk. To prevent his wife from knowing he's drūnk to avøid trøúble, he quickly took his 'laptop' preteñding he is busy doing something on it.
His wife went close to him and asked
Wife: You are drūnk again, abi?
Husband: Me drunk? You've started again oo
Wife: Then why are you typing on your brief case🙆😂🙆😂😂
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18. You can't be a nūrse and be úgly. I can't come and be féáring injéçtíon 💉 and your face😂😂😂🏃🏃😂
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19. Brëāst size 😂
A man went to buy brëāst wear for his wife but was coñfūsed about the brëāst size of his wife....
Shopkeeper: is the brëāst size of ur wife as big as a pawpaw🍋?
Man: No
Shopkeeper: what about a mango 🍐?
Man: No
Shopkeeper: is the brëāst size like an egg 🥚??
Man: yes!! but when friéd 🍳.😂😂😂😂😂😝😂😂
20. Some girls be like."my ex left a big hole in my heart which nobody can fill. My sister don't deçêive us we all know where the big hole is ok? !!!! 😅😅😅😅😅🏃🏃🏃
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21. That guy who discovered milk
What was he doing with the cow's brëāst in the first place??? 😏😏😂😂
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22. She told me she was coming to my place by 9pm, But she came by 7 pm & cāught me with another woman...How can I forgive her for lyiñg to me??路😡
She's not trustworthy 😏😏😏
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23. Behind every 👠high heel, there are slippers waiting for substitútion in the 👜handbag... 😝🏃🏃
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24. Telling a guy u have a boyfrieñd will not make him leave u alone just ask for 5k , he will be d one to ask u, don't u hav a bf?😂
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25. Comment if your mum is still owing you the money visitors gave you when you were young😂😂
Mummy, pay us our pénsion!!!!😁😁😁😂😂😂🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃👏👏👊👊💪💪💪💪💪🤜🤛🤜🤛🤛
26.We had a youth programme on Sunday. My church is a very big
church and I was part of the dancers called "JESUS DANCERS",
then we were called to come & perform.
I handed my phone over to the Dj who played the music through
my phone in loud speakers.
It all started with "Akanchawa"
Christan song.
Half way the performance my phone began to ring with this
flavour's music which was my ring tone "Baby sawa lele sawa
sawa sawa le"
The Dj didn't want the part that says "Ashawo" to be heard.
On the process of stopping the song,he mistakenly picked the call
& What we heard the caller say was "Boohempire", so, you shit fiñish
you no fit flüsh am, Landlord they find you o".
I just faiñted on the stage.
Church just closed.🙆🙆🙊
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