1) Pästor Put #5K in offering Bõx, At the End of the service, they calcùlated #200 as The whole Offering Møney....💥🙆😭😂😂
I never even Belïeved our pastor Fïghts than Bus Cõnductor 😳😳😳😂😂😂😂💔
2. ) Lectùrer pass iPhõne 13 prõmax to Students to See a Diagram in biology, They rëturned Itel Back to him!!
..well to cut the story short, He has rëturned back to His Villäge 😳😳😭😭😂😂😂
3) My Wife was ångry, and triëd to Thrõw Slïppers at Me ,.....
She didn't know my Mom has traìned Me for 18 years!! 😒😒😂😂😂😂
4) Member of a Church went to his Pastor for counseling, because his wìfe Chëats on him🥺😔
But He found The pastor Slëeping with his Wifë!!! 🙊💥😳😳😭😭🤣😂💔
5) The Man that Told Me to Cåll Him if I need anything!😔😔...
This Morning, I saw his mëssage, "ANYTHING FOR YOUR BÕY..." 😳😳😳😭😭😭😭😂
6) After my Dad finîshed Bëating Me mêrcilessly😒😔😔, as he went to Charge his phõne, Electric shõck Him😳 Out of miståke, I laùghed, As he came to dëal With Me again, he slîde on the tile and fëll God of miracle, I can see your doîngs 🙌😳😳😳😭😂😂😂💔
7) DAUGHTER: Mom, our yahõo neighbor Emeka råped Me😭😭😭😭😭, but he gave #50 mîllion to Compënsate me!!
The mom, With annõyance went to wear her Clothes and Cårried Cùtlass, 😳😳 DAUGHTER: Ahnn Ann. Mummy why did you Cårry Cùtlass??
MOM: I want to know why he didn't Cåll me to Jõin you, when he Was råping You! 💥😳😳😭😭😂😂😂
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