I met this guy online, and we had been chatting for months. When he invited me to his house for our first date, I was hesitant. I asked him why our first meeting had to be at his place and jokingly teased him, saying, “What if I’m a thief or a mád womán?” He just laughed and kept persuading me to come over, so I finally agreed. When I arrived, I realized he lived in a strangely small self-contained apartment just a sitting room, a toilet, and a kitchen. We were having a great time, with plenty to eat and drink while we hung out. While we were watching movies, he made fresh orange juice and insisted I drink it. The moment I did, I suddenly needed to use the toilet. I knew how bad my poop could smell, and since the toilet was so close to the sitting room, I didn’t Want him to hear the sound or smell it. I asked if he had another bathroom, but he just told me to wash my hands in the kitchen. That was fine with me since we didn’t know each other well yet. So, I went to the kitchen, pretending to wash my hands, but instead, I grabbed a bunch of nylon bags I found and hid them in my crossbody bag. Then, I told him I needed to use the restroom. I don’t know what I was thinking I guess my fear of him hearing the sound of my poop hitting the water scared me. Instead of pooping in the water closet, I went in a nylon bag so I could throw it out later. After I was done, I placed the bag on the sink in the toilet, planning to take it with me when I’m going. We had a great time, drank a lot of alcohol, and got really high. That’s how I completely forgot about the poop and went home.
I didn’t even realize until two days later when I noticed he had unfollowed me. I decided to text him, and his response shook me he said that when I joked about being a madwoman, he should have believed me, and that I should never contact him again. I’m so ashamed. We have so many mutual friends, and I just hope he doesn’t expose me. The worst part? I actually really liked him. How do I convince him that I don’t normally do things like this, that I was just paranoid? I can only imagine how bad that poop must have smelled when he found it
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I Left My Poop In A Nylon Bag On A First Date.
