A man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. As he was sipping his drink, he heard a voice say, "Nice tie!" He looked around, but there was nobody nearby who could have said it.

A few minutes later, he heard, "Beautiful shirt!" Again, he looked around, but he couldn't find anyone who might have spoken.

A few more minutes passed, and he heard, "Great haircut!" This time, he decided to investigate. He asked the bartender, "Did you hear those voices?"

The bartender replied, "Oh, that's just the peanuts. They're complimentary."

Wait, I already told you this one!

Let me try again:

A guy walked into a library and asked the librarian, "Do you have any books on why people get weird when they're around chickens?"

The librarian replied, "Fowl play, perhaps?"
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