Lagos will show you premium drama if you stay too long. But this one? Mad.
This babe — let’s call her Amaka — had one serious boyfriend, Tunde. Good guy. Tech bro, lowkey, always talking “let’s build together.” He dey plan future. But Amaka dey plan enjoyment.
So she was also dating Chuka on the side — big boy, balling, no questions asked. One Friday, Chuka say, “Babe, pack small overnight bag, let’s unwind.” He book hotel for VI — top-tier things.
She told Tunde she had “office training” in Ibadan. Guy even send her 20k for “logistics.” Love is blind, but 20k don waka.
They check into the hotel. Everything sweet. AC cold, food on point, Amaka dey post soft life snippets on her Close Friends. Tunde no dey among, of course.
Next day, na so Tunde enter the hotel lobby with his cousin for engagement dinner. Guess who dem see? Amaka, by the pool, inside robe, drinking mimosa with Chuka.
Tunde freeze. Chuka confused. Amaka? Wine drop from hand. Scene scatter.
Later that night, she try beg. “It’s not what it looks like.” Tunde just say, “Thank you for revealing yourself. I wish you all the best.” Blocked her everywhere. She tried to switch to Chuka full-time, but once him hear say she dey play both sides, baba vanish like NEPA.
Now she’s on Twitter tweeting, “Men will disgrace you.” But deep down, na she run street and jam karma.
Lagos na jungle. If you play both sides, pray say them no catch you.
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