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Today's evening most phenomenal Jokes πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚

1. Seriously, if you are short, please marry a tall person, I'm tired of changing bulb for my
neighbor and her husband.πŸ₯ΊπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

2. I hate it when Facebook couples
disappear after a breakup and says nothing
to us the Facebook in-laws, after all our support.πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

3. Is making another girl laugh cheating? Please I need your answers oo, I'm about
being single again, my bae said I'm
committing FunnycationπŸ₯ΊπŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

4. My sister.. If you go with your girlfriend to your man's
house and the dog doesn't bark at her..
Wisdom! My sister I say wisdom! πŸ₯°πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

5.The kind money I want to have ehh!
Even if I come late to my traditional
marriage, my in-laws will apologise, they be like "Our son, we are
sorry you came late, it's
our fault, we woke up too early".😍πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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6. The way fine girls are behaving nice to me this days ehh, I feel like having one, but
this virginity till marriage is a MUST for me.
Argue with your father's children. πŸ€πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

7. Girls that wear heels to an event and
come back with slippers don't last long in a
relationship, they can't endure for long.β˜ΊοΈβ˜ΊοΈπŸ€·πŸ½β€β™‚οΈπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

8. I was beaten by a woman in an elevator
today. I was staring at her breast then she
said "Would you please press one", I thought she was talking about
her breast.πŸ™ŠπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯Ί πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
.
9. I hate it when going to put offering in
church and one fat girl keeps dancing forward and backwards like MTN network.
Mtcheww.......πŸ˜”πŸ˜”πŸ§πŸ½β€β™‚οΈπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

10. The road to heaven is narrow. I pity those that are fat.
Lemme mind my business seff***πŸ§πŸ½β€β™‚οΈπŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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11. Seriously, after smokers, the next people
who are liable to die young are those who don't mind their businessπŸ₯ΊπŸ™ŠπŸ™ŠπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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12. "Cum inside me" and "Don't worry, I'm safe". These phrases has
made guys pay
bride price they didn't plan for.πŸ˜πŸ™ŠπŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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13. This one that I'm seeing wedding
ceremony everywhere, nobody should mistakenly marry my future wife oo...πŸ₯ΊπŸ™ŠπŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ™πŸ½
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Good
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