1. Seriously, if you are short, please marry a tall person, I'm tired of changing bulb for my neighbor and her husband.π₯Ίπππππππππππππ
2. I hate it when Facebook couples disappear after a breakup and says nothing to us the Facebook in-laws, after all our support.ππππππππππ
3. Is making another girl laugh cheating? Please I need your answers oo, I'm about being single again, my bae said I'm committing Funnycationπ₯Ίπππππππππππππππππ
4. My sister.. If you go with your girlfriend to your man's house and the dog doesn't bark at her.. Wisdom! My sister I say wisdom! π₯°ππππππππππππππππ
5.The kind money I want to have ehh! Even if I come late to my traditional marriage, my in-laws will apologise, they be like "Our son, we are sorry you came late, it's our fault, we woke up too early".ππ₯°π₯°πππππππππππππππππ . 6. The way fine girls are behaving nice to me this days ehh, I feel like having one, but this virginity till marriage is a MUST for me. Argue with your father's children. π€π π ππππππππππππππππ
7. Girls that wear heels to an event and come back with slippers don't last long in a relationship, they can't endure for long.βΊοΈβΊοΈπ€·π½ββοΈππππππππππ
8. I was beaten by a woman in an elevator today. I was staring at her breast then she said "Would you please press one", I thought she was talking about her breast.ππ₯Ίπ₯Ί ππ . 9. I hate it when going to put offering in church and one fat girl keeps dancing forward and backwards like MTN network. Mtcheww.......πππ§π½ββοΈππππππππππππππππππ
10. The road to heaven is narrow. I pity those that are fat. Lemme mind my business seff***π§π½ββοΈπ π ππππππππππππ . 11. Seriously, after smokers, the next people who are liable to die young are those who don't mind their businessπ₯Ίππππππππππππ . 12. "Cum inside me" and "Don't worry, I'm safe". These phrases has made guys pay bride price they didn't plan for.πππ π πππππππππππ . 13. This one that I'm seeing wedding ceremony everywhere, nobody should mistakenly marry my future wife oo...π₯Ίπππππππππππππ½
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