1. I visited my aunty today and she gave me 2k for transport, Omo I looked my leg, my leg looked me and we both smiled 😁
2. I don buy sewing machine oo, na wife material come remain🙎😂😂
3. A good girlfriend will say to his boyfriend "baby, you have suffered so much in this life😔, kill me and use me for ritual". Guys should I increase the volume? 🤷😂😂😂
4. My brother better hustle oo, nothing go do people wey no help you. I just say make l update you😂😆
5. Some girls are very poor in romance.... you will hit her with a pillow then Boom!! She's chasing you with a knife 🔪😳😂😂😆
6. Me: it's over Cynthia: I thought you said I was the girl of your dream 😔
Me: yeah, but I woke up 🤭😂😂
7. Welcome to Nigeria where the truth will never set you free... Mum: who ate the meat inside the pot of soup? If you confess, I will spare you. Me: mummy I'm the one, please I'm so sorry 😭😭 Mum: Eh, favour get me that fresh pepper and belt there, lemme correct this boy before he starts rubbing banks😂😂😂
8. Bros if you like, skip my post. It is written "many are called, but few are chosen", many will read, but few will react 🤷😆
9. That moment when your dad called you "OLODO" and you whispered "YOU NKO🙄" and your younger sibling heard it 🙆.... My brother, Jesus said it's finished 😂😂😂
10. I thought I have known everything in biology, not until one girl told me that aquatic animals are those animals from Akwa-ibom state 🙆
Time To Laugh And Smile