Dear Ladies,
Even if you're dating a funny guy, your relationship will still be boring if you're not entertaining. ..... You're confused right? Let me explain
For Example, me and she.
Non entertaining girlfriend:
ME : Hello love
SHE: Hi
ME: How are you?
SHE: Fine
ME : How was the day?
SHE: Good
(Now by the look of things, I know this kind of conversation will not hold for too long, so I have to ask a different question)
ME: If someone point at me and ask you to describe me, how would you?
SHE: I'll say you're handsome
(clearly, she's not entertaining, she only answer questions but I still have to try to know if I could make the conversation an entertaining one)
ME: Wow! That's nice, but if I'm asked to define you, it'll be "ABCDEFGHIJK."
SHE: "What does that mean?"
ME: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful,
elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."
SHE: "Hmm, thanks, what about IJK?"
ME: "I'm just kidding!"
(She gets angry, thinking I was playing with the relationship, and that's the end of the conversation)
She's not an entertaining girlfriend.
Now look at an entertaining girlfriend:
ME: Hi love
SHE: Tcheew!!
ME: What??
SHE: Ask me again, big head!
ME: Me big head??? 😯 Wait oo, if someone ask you to describe me, will you describe me as big head??
SHE: Lol... I'll tell the person you're the most loving guy in the whole continent
ME: 🙂🙂🙂I fear oo
SHE: You nko, how would you describe me?
ME: ABCDEFGHIJK
SHE : "What does that mean?"
ME: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful,
elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."
SHE: "Aw, that's amazing, thanks love.. but what about IJK?"
ME: I'm Just Kidding 🙂
SHE: Hahaha, you eh.. Even after complimenting me, you still end it with a joke 😄 Big head like you😄
(Now she didn't get offended, rather she noticed I was only trying to tease her, which she found lovely,
Also at this point, everyone is smiling meaning the conversation is likely to go a long way)
ME: So how are you today?
SHE: I'm fine dear, just wondering why it took you so long to come online and say hi
(This enlightened me, so I have to explain in a creative way)
ME: Yes, I'm sorry I was actually busy because I am GEJ
SHE: You're kidding right? Our former president is GEJ (Goodluck Ebele Jonathan) 🤔
ME: I mean, I am GEJ - GOING
ON AN EMERGENCY JOURNEY!
SHE: (smiling) Oh! You're not serious! What kind of a journey are you going on?
ME: OBJ.
SHE: To meet Obasanjo?
ME: No, it means ON A BUSINESS JOURNEY.
SHE: Oh!
ME: Yes IBB.
SHE: Idris Babangida?
ME: I'LL BE BACK.
SHE: (smiles). Very funny, I'm so glad MY SISH ☺️
ME: Your sish??
SHE: MY SAMUEL IS SO HILARIOUS
ME: Oh... Awesome, Till then APC.
SHE: What does that mean again?
ME: I'll ALWAYS PING & CALL.
SHE: Hmmm
ME: And while I'm away, PDP with our love.
SHE: What?
ME: PLEASE DONT PLAY with our love.
SHE: (After a short pause) You
know I wont BRF.
ME: What has former Lagos state governor got to do with all this?
SHE: (smiling) I'll BE RIGHTEOUS & FAITHFUL!
ME: I trust you 🙂
SHE: FOOL!
ME: (screaming) 😱😯Whaaat?!
SHE: FOR OUR OVERWHELMING
LOVE! 💝
...........Now That's an Entertaining girlfriend❤️
Dear couples,
Think about this and know where your strength and falls is in your relationship. Are you the boring or entertaining one??
If you aren't, start working to be 😍
© Samuel Hillary
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