A woman dressed up as a policewoman, then surprised her boyfriend in their bedroom and told him he's under arrest on suspicion of being good in bed.


A guy walks into a bar and says to the bartender, 'Hey, I'll bet you a free beer that you can't guess what's in my pocket.' The bartender accepts and guesses a wallet. The man says, 'No, it's a 10-inch pianist.' He sets the pianist on the table and the tiny man plays a beautiful melody."