1. Harmāttan left and came back, but the love of your life never did😆
2. “You’ve changed” * ..yeah, I no go allow una kīll me before my time🤧
3. Ibadan people😉 it's vitamin C 😏 Not fīghter me C 🚶🚶🚶🚶
4. Before you know it,, Super Eagles go soon Carry Afcon 🙌 * Emeka but look at you and your bae,,, Shaíng Half-Corn 😹💔
5. U and ur boyfrīend no get beta phone. Una TikTok video be líke NTA news😂💔 #dancoeze 🏆✨ 6. A hüstling boyfrīend needs a hüstling girlfriēnd too. Not a patïent one. You are patïent on whose dreams? You no get dreams? 🙄
7. Núrsery class 90k per term for pikin wey we never know if na Ashawó e wan be 🤣🤣
8. I texted you with “heyyyyy”, you replied with “hi” ..me that put the extra letters there, I don’t have sënse shey? 🙄
9. This kyn harmāttan sef.. 3 minutes walk, person don turn Ed Sheeran 🙄
10.It is only in Nigeria🇳🇬 they will start the meeting with prayer, līe throughout the meeting and end it with prayer 🤧🤧
11.May the wr0ng words , we used on our children out of Änger , Never affēçt them Now and in the future.
12.You are trying to go without reåçting 🙄 heaven is far from you 😏🤦♂️