1) Dating many girls is a way of confusing your enemies from attacking your main chick 🐥. But ladies won't understand this strategy ?

2) Don't ask me if I'm in a relationship, just date me. You will find out later 🤣🙏

3) Dating a jealous girl is cool until she sees you with your mom and she will be like “ Why do you have a female mother ?”.

4) My girlfriend wants to break up with me simply because i ran faster than her when that werey fog named German shepherd chased us 😅😭.

5) I speak correct English in my mind but when i open my mouth i couldn't can 😢😢😢😢
#legendtalkertive

6) A real woman will stay awake in the night to chase mosquitoes from bitting her boo 😭😭😭.
Guys😔, Hope am right ?

7) My favorite childhood memory was not paying bills 😭🤣

8) *🥱🤕🪀They will post you on their status and say🌚 "my one and only" because you're the one and only viewer🤦‍♂️🙆‍♂️*

9) _🙇🏽People are going through much in this country, I was in a bus and someone scratched my head thinking it was his own..🤦🏽‍♂️_😂

10) *in case no one told you today :❤‍🩹🫂🥹*

*you're beautiful💍 .♡*
*you are loved🫶 .♡*
*you are stronger than you think🌝 .♡*
*your life is valuable🕯️ .♡*
*you have so much ahead of you👏 .♡*
*you are important🤞🏾 .♡*
*God loves you regardless of your past🙏 .♡*


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*in case no one told you today :❤‍🩹🫂🥹*

*you're beautiful💍 .♡*
*you are loved🫶 .♡*
*you are stronger than you think🌝 .♡*
*your life is valuable🕯️ .♡*
*you have so much ahead of you👏 .♡*
*you are important🤞🏾 .♡*
*God loves you regardless of your past🙏 .♡*


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👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
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Let's enjoy
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Laugh out loud
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👍👍👍
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