1. Cute guys will always walk up to a lady with charmïng eyes, and say "my friend over there líkes you" and he will point at one monkey with head líke kosoa half plot.......😂😂😂😂😂😂
2. I never knew this hārdship was very serious until I saw a doçtor eating bread with dríp 😂😅😂😂😂
3. Welcome to Nigeria where people bóást of insānity...... They will be Líke, I dey mãd ooooo, my head dey sawaooo The opponent will be líke " no be only you mãd oooo me self, my head no dey house...... Where your head come dey before, house of assembly😂😂😂😅😅😅
4. I just brøke up with my Benin girl friend and now she is at her village, my mummy told me that woman will kïll me one day, am now seeing otapiapia(insēçticide) as enērgy giving drink......😂😂😂😂😅😅😅
5.d 1girl in my compound said lión is domēstic anímal trained in a poultry, I was still correcting her when she said sciençe is the best answer to a f00l lol and behold i faínted 🤣🤣😅😅 Hardejoe 6. Kudos to those guys that usually say " I see my future kids in your eyes" Welldone chairman of national population cēnsus, hope you are seeing pampers, golden morn and naming ceremony....Hardejoe Yeeee who stóne me😂😂😅😅😅
7. That moment you and your dad argúe over football and he says" kante plays better than messi" and you mistakenly say" see this múmú ooo🤣🤣🤣🤣 Yoruba would say"Tì è tà Fada lord lemme come and be going🤣🤣🤣🤣 Hardejoe 8. Assuming bible were written in nigeria Gen1:3 will be líke God said let there be light and nepa say for which area.....🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
9. that moment you want to give ten naira to the offeríng box and hēavy brëéze blôws the môney from your hand to the altér..... all eyes on me #hardejoe ....🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
10. I taught have seen it all until I saw a church in enugu named " operation carry d£vil naçk for ground bible ministry 9ja we are moving forward.....🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣