1. NEPA think they're doing me ,Me that stayed 9months in my mother's w0mb without light, Did I dīe 😒🚶
2. If you don't move from class to class to get a duster
Førget it, you're not a Nigeria student 🚶😂😂💔
3. Eating suya with the person that bought it, is so strêssfúl, you will be waiting for him to pick before picking 😏🚶
4. I saw a group of people surrounding a bus & shoúting, "Give me my change o!" I rúshed & joined them. I collected N850😋🏃🏃
5. Mothers will be calling last born "my child" 🙄🙄 as if the rest of the children are visitors 😏🚶
6. After eating your suya 🍗 alone in the bus you are now asking me what time is it, 🙄 The time is 76:98PM NØÑSENSE 🚶😒
7. Marryīng a lastborn is a prøblem she won't go to bed until you brîbe her with biscuits and sweet🚶😏
8. The façt that you hātē someone doesn't mean they will súffêr or not succeed 🙄 God is not from your village 😏🚶
9. "Call me later , I'm driving..."
Boom 💨 Everyone in the bus looked at me,. As if I was talking to them 🙄🚶
10. Signs Of A Dângerøus Girl 1. Always Indoors 2. Shoe Size (39,40,41) 3. Always Smiling 🥴🤔🤸🤣
11. I mistákënly brøke my Mediçâted glasses yesterday In çase you see me inside Ur relātionship I no dey see well o😏🚶
12. I saw one of our slāy queen on Facebøok today inside bus She didn't talk to me Her dad was lapping her😏🤣
13. A kïss 😘 Can Be Rekīssed, If The Kísser And The Kíssee Agree That The Kīss Kīssēd Was Not Well Kīssēd 😂 🚶😏
14. When the relātionship is new 😊 Boy: hahaha 😂 Girl: Wow, baby u laughed like Jesus 🤣🤭😍
15. In Nigeria, two friends went for an intervíew. One was eduçated and the other wasn't, so they agreed to help each other. They agreed that the educated one should go first... And when he comes back, he should give the other answers to all the questions. . The first guy's interview started; BOSS: "When was Nigeria independençe?" GUY 1:"It was supposed to be 1959 but it was postpøned to 1960 due to many reasons." BOSS: "Who brought independençe to Nigeria?" GUY 1:"So many participated but it was Nnamdi Azukiwe who finalised it." BOSS: "It's believed that in planet mars there is life...is it true?" GUY 1:"So many say so, but it has not been scientifically proven." . When the first guy left the interview room, he went straight to his uneduçated friend and gave him all the answers. . Second guy's interview also started: BOSS: "When were you born?" GUY 2:"It was supposed to be 1959 but it was postpøned to 1960." BOSS: "What!! Who is your father?" GUY 2:"So many parcitipated but it was Nnamdi Azukiwe who finalised it." BOSS: "Oh My God!! Are u CRÂZY???" GUY 2:"So many say so but it has not been scientifically proven!" . (The Boss faīnted) 🤣🤣😂😁😄😄 Booh-defunny with the vibes 🤣)
16. Never førce anyone to chat with you, if you're børed, read my jokes🤣. I'm always here for you🥰
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