L脕UGH AND BE SMILING WITH YOUR BRO馃檲馃ズ馃槀馃槀 1) N贸thing in this Country can sh盲k锚 me Again!鈽濓笍 Imagine, In Nolly w贸od, Angel is H芒ving Tr卯bal m谩rk 鈽癸笍馃う馃槶馃槀馃槀馃槀
2). That 茅mbarassing m么ment when you're sitting beside your cr煤sh in church then suddenly your yo没nger brother came r煤ning with 20naira in his hand. "Brother...!!! Mum said I Should give you for 贸ffering.馃槶馃槶馃槶馃槀
3) When You buy iPh贸ne 13 for 8O0k and you f谩ll down the sta铆rcase with the ph贸ne in ur pocket and u hear "Cracka", you be like "God let it be my l茅g"馃檹馃檰馃ズ馃槶馃槀馃槀馃檱
4). JOHN: " I must make it this Year! " FAVOR: If I n贸 make am this year, I will 煤se My Papa for r铆tual next year! " Not kn贸wing, My Dad was h茅aring us from the Window馃檴馃槼馃槶馃槶馃槶馃槀
5) I don't d谩te guys who don't have a car, says a girl who b谩ths with a soap till it become the size of a s铆m card.馃き馃槀馃槀馃槀
6). If you're D谩ting A Guy Onl铆ne, and you Have never Se茅n Him, Just know you're D谩ting A Sp铆ritual H没sband 馃槦馃槼馃槶馃槶馃槀馃槀
7) I was busy d茅leting Br贸ke People from my phone, I almost d茅lete myself, Chaiii Sh茅ge it Shall N么t be W锚ll with you 馃ズ馃槖馃槶馃槶馃槀馃槀 #legendtalkertive 8) If H20 is Water, H30 is Gro煤ndnut, H40 is Sugar, As A Nigeria Student who's Used to Sh茅ge, Find H50馃槶馃槶馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀
9). Scent Leaf is #150 Perfume is #4000 Normally, it's Me that just Like D卯sturbing myself 馃槶馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀
10) D谩ting a V铆llage Girl is Very nice, Not Until you carry her To H贸tel and the Next day, You see her Sw茅eping the H贸tel's Compound馃檰馃槀馃槀
11) When you want to Buy a Textbook of 4K; DEVIL : Tell Your Dad, it's 6K YOU: Dad, The Price is 15K DEVIL: The Blo贸oooddd of Jesssussss!!!馃槼馃槶馃檰馃槀馃槀
12) My Sister, Don't Be S谩d Because Your B贸yfriend doesn't Tr煤st you馃ズ;
Even When He wants to w铆thdraw M么ney, he still c贸unts the m么ney to be Sure that it's C贸mplete; If He can't Tr煤st The Counting Machin茅, My Sister, Wh贸 are yo煤?馃様馃槶馃槶馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀
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