1. Me: Hey I got a great knock knock joke, but you have to start me off
Them: Ok, knock knock!
Me: Who's there?
Them: confused silence
2. Whoever invented knock knock jokes should get a no bell prize.
3. What's Forrest gumps password? 1forrest1
4. "Is your refrigerator running?" "Yes.." "Good, mine too, I will see you at the refrigerator race tomorrow."
5. What is brown and sticky?
A stick.
6. What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."
7. Where did Napoleon keep his armies? In his sleevies.
8. Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "how do you drive this thing?"
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