Pick the month you were born;

Jan-late

Feb-1 fucked

Sept - I got naked with

Oct-1 wanted

May - I wrestled

June-I beat

Mar-I tickled

July - I made out with

Nov-I shot

April - I licked

Aug - 1 tripped over

Dec-1 cuddled with

Pick the date you were born:

01-my lover

02-a hotdog

03-a toothbrush

04-Aristotle

05-a glass of vodka

06-a porn star

07-Kermit the Frog

08-a condom

09-some mayonnaise

10- Burt Reynolds

11-Trojan man

12-a teletubby

13-Cookie Monster

14- an easter egg

15-a candied yam

16- a stripper

17- a policeman

18- a volleyball

19-a Kardashian

20-a lunatic

Pick the colour of your shirt:

White-because a clown stole my taco

Black - because I'm sexy as fuck

Pink-because I'm awesome in bed

Red-because my boobs are AMAZING

Brown-because Freud told me to

Polka Dots - because I have high self-esteem

Purple - because I needed to pee

Gray-because I love bacon

Inteligent Classy Well Ede

21- my best friend

22-a bowl of cereal

23-a golf ball

24-a bowl of French fries

25-Ronald McDonald

26-a mop

27-my professor

28-the toilet

29-a landmine

30-a cocktail

31-Channing Tatum

Green - because my cat is an asshole

Orange - because I licked a toad

Turquoise - because I'm a total pimp

Blue-because the voices in my head said so

No Shirt-because of these sweet abs

Yellow - because I had one too many drinks

Tan-because I am PURE CLASS

Other - because I haven't slept in days
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