1. Calling a fāt girl angel is wīckedness.. Can she fly? 💁♂️ Please call her "Rock of Ages"🙈🤣
2. I pity men that argue with wømen.. 🤔How can you be arguing with someone wey water never touch her head for a month now? 🙆♂️🚶
3. My sister, no mān is perfect. Just choose your Dēmon and keep pouring anointing oil on him😋
4. Ladies, U are dāting 6 guys and you are mocking a prøstitute🤔.. My sister, it's the same company, just that you are in a private sector and she is in a public sector 🤷
5. Don't fight in any Yøruba party🎈 ooh 😌Even their stew🍲 seff is a weapon
6. Yesterday, I gave my food to a bēggar and today the beggar gave me a book📕 tittled "How to be a great cook" Please what does that mean?? 🙆♂️
7. First day at boarding school, they served us rice🍚, I was waiting for stew when a guy told me "my brother, this is jollof rice ooh😮.. 🙆♂️😭
8. Dear ladies, the silence you keep when you find money in your bøyfriends pocket, kindly do the same when you find him chēating 🏃😂
9. This is Nigeria where we don't change remote batteries, once you slap the back of the remote hardly.. It will come back to its senses 😋
10. Embarracement is when you want to squeeze 10 naira note into offering box and fan blow it to the alter😩.. My neighbor was a vīctim 😥
11. Never you marry💍 a man or a woman you cannot joke 0r play with.. 🙅♂️ Marriage is not a mīlitary ground😁
12. Kīssing is an emotional things, If you are kīssing and she doesn't close her eyes, my brother, that girl is a thīef 🙅♂️😂
13. For those of you dating mārried man, Continue!!.., the girl that will dēstroy your høme is still in jss2 rubbing Vaseline in her stomach🙄
14. If everyone on social media was quite like you.. Many will dīe of depression, 😒 So appreciate❤ me that take out time to entertain you😘.🤝
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