This morning, l entered this keke (tricycle) to see my new side hen I met online
The keke man wanted to ov£rtake a trailer, but the trailer driver bl0cked him.
The next thing, the keke man started wárñing the trailer driver: "I WILL JÁM Y0U O! D0N'T J0KE WITH ME O!! I GO JUST JAM Y0U, MY BL00D DEY H0T OO!!!"
That was when I asked the keke man to dr0p me in peace.
If his village pe0ple are calling him, he sh0uld go alone and answer them, not looking for someone to esc0rt him.
Then, I entered bike. On reaching the junction, I called Uju.
Ojay: Baby, I'm at the junction, I'm putting on a blue singlet, black short three-quarter knicker, and yellow canvas.
Uju: Are you the one with b!g stomach and b!g head, with a faded white face cap hanging on your b!g head?
Ojay: (feeling joyous) Yes! yes!! it's me. I inherited the b!g héad from my father. But don't w0rry, it will still reduce when I marry. My papa own has reduced. Can you see me??
Uju: Nooooo, l can't see you o. In fact, l'm not around. I traveled to Kenya last month..
This morning, l entered this keke (tricycle) to see my new side hen I met online
The keke man wanted to ov£rtake a trailer, but the trailer driver bl0cked him.
The next thing, the keke man started wárñing the trailer driver: "I WILL JÁM Y0U O! D0N'T J0KE WITH ME O!! I GO JUST JAM Y0U, MY BL00D DEY H0T OO!!!"
That was when I asked the keke man to dr0p me in peace.
If his village pe0ple are calling him, he sh0uld go alone and answer them, not looking for someone to esc0rt him.
Then, I entered bike. On reaching the junction, I called Uju.
Ojay: Baby, I'm at the junction, I'm putting on a blue singlet, black short three-quarter knicker, and yellow canvas.
Uju: Are you the one with b!g stomach and b!g head, with a faded white face cap hanging on your b!g head?
Ojay: (feeling joyous) Yes! yes!! it's me. I inherited the b!g héad from my father. But don't w0rry, it will still reduce when I marry. My papa own has reduced. Can you see me??
Uju: Nooooo, l can't see you o. In fact, l'm not around. I traveled to Kenya last month..
In The Morning As I Enter Keke