There are three types of sex lubricants:

1. Oil-Based Lubricants 🌿
Think of this like palm oil stew—it lasts long, but can be a bit messy. Oil-based lubricants provide long-lasting moisture but can break latex barriers (like condoms).

2. Silicone-Based Lubricants
This one is like your rich uncle that never runs out of money; it lasts forever! It’s super smooth and doesn’t dry up quickly, making it great for people who need extra glide. It’s also waterproof (so it works in water), but it can be hard to wash off.

3. Water-Based Lubricants
This is like drinking cold Zobo on a hot afternoon—light, refreshing, and works for everyone. It’s safe with all protection barriers and easy to clean. The only downside? You might need to reapply because it dries faster.

Now, let me introduce you to 3 real lubricants that actually do the job!

✍️Coconut Oil
- Best natural sex lube.
- Smells great, feels amazing, and is antibacterial.
- Lasts long and doesn’t dry up quickly.
- Safe to use, but not with protection barriers.

✍️Hemp Seed Oil
- Ultra-moisturizing, lightweight, and anti-inflammatory.
- Helps with irritation and is rich in Omega-3.

✍️Grapeseed Oil
- Thin but very silky and smooth.
- Absorbs well and doesn’t leave a greasy feeling.

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✍️Extra Virgin Olive Oil 🫒
- Smooth, long-lasting, and full of antioxidants.
- Great for sensitive skin, but can be thick.

✍️Vegetable Oil 🌻
- Cheap, available, and does the job.
- However, it’s not the best for sensitive skin.

✍️Sunflower Oil 🌞
- Light, moisturizing, and non-greasy.
- Perfect for those who want a natural, non-clogging option. But if you can’t get these, here’s Plan B!

For those who prefer ready-made options, these are solid choices:

✍️KY Gel – The OG, water-based and safe.
✍️Kiss Lube Gel – Another smooth water-based option.
✍️Silicone-Based Lubes – If you like long-lasting effects.