Todays best jokes 😂😂

1. As soon as they notice your relationship is very smooth BOOM they tell your partner what you did in 1944😁😁😁😂

2. Have you noticed that after scratching your itchy anus, the devil will always whisper, ''now smell your fingers my child''.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😘 #keepsmilingkeepshining

3. ..You stay awake till 12:00am just to tell someone's girlfriend happy birthday
Accurate time ⌚keeper... Weldon Sir! Assistant boyfriend😂😂😂😘😂😂😂😂
4. “I miss you”...”I miss you too” is the anthem for long distance relationship
.”I wish you are here” is the chorus😂🤣😂y

5. iPhone 13 is out....this one does not play music,the artist comes out and perform it live😂
I move 🚶🚶🚶😂😂😂😂😂

6. Someone asked an old man : “Even after 70 years, you still call your wife Darling, Honey, Love." What’s the secret?" Old man : I forgot her name and I’m scared to ask her!😀😀😀😂😂😂

7. Dating a fat girl is fun, until u carry her and throw her on the bed and the bed divides like the red sea...🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🙆‍♂️🤪😂😂😂

8. When you are single nobody likes you, but once you are in a serious relationship, Boom💥 crushes, witches, admires, wizards, vampires, even ghost appear 🤣🤣🤣
Let me come and be going🚶🏽‍♀️🚶🏽‍♀️🚶🏽‍♀️🚶🏽‍♀️😂😂😂😂

9. GUCCI said they haven't sold any of their products in Africa; *Abeg wetin una dey wear since?🙄😄😂😂

10. U.S MECHANIC : Sir we think your car is due for service we need to diagonise the car to know the fault sir

NAIJA MECHANIC: oga start the car ... off am ..start am again ..give am fire .. tutor am well ..oga e be like say na ur battery ooo 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

11. All those boys that are plaiting hair and putting on earrings 😇
May God add menstruation to your swag😂😂😂

12. Have you noticed that the person you don't love keeps doing the right thing but the one you love behaves like evil spirit.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

13.People are busy cuddling their boo and bae, while me I am here posting jokes in this cold weather ♥️

If I make u smiles pls like and comments 🙏🙏 it means alot
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