1. If you find a woman that makes you laugh...... Please keep her๐women are not funny this days ๐๐๐๐๐๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
2. This world is not our world my sister, you dump a guy because he cheated and get a guy who was dumped because of cheating, and claim you moved on๐คฃ..that's cross multiplication.๐๐๐
3. Brother, feel free to wear your boxers for 2weeks, Merlin wore a trouser from season 1 to 5 and nothing happened๐๐๐๐๐๐ถ๐
4. Ladies.....No matter how cute your selfie looks on facebook or instagram ....your National ID will humble you.๐๐๐๐๐๐ถ๐๐
5. My relationship is doing well. Iโm even thinking of opening another branch in Kano State๐ค๐ค๐๐๐๐ญ๐๐ซ๐๐ต๐ต๐ฅ
6. When they call you wife material be careful. Some people haven't come to buy any material but to cut pieces for a sample. World PEOPLE๐๐ต๐ต๐๐๐
7. Baby send me your account number. That word alone can make a woman CUM without been touched!!!๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ซ๐๐๐๐
8. I was singing one day and one of my neighbors asked me "Is that your voice" and I said "No, is my footsteps". I hate nonsense๐ถ๐ค๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ฎ๐ฃ๐ฃ
9. After accepting your friend request, you are still asking me can we be friends. Noooo come and be my landlord.๐๐๐๐๐
10.๐๐Imagine someone with big eyes telling me, sorry i didn't see your missed calls, what are those eyes for?๐๐